I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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