Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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