he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she peed on how many people?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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