Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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