If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
COCAINE IS GR8
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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