So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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