Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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