I just saw a hot homeless man
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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