There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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