Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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