Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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