it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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