So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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