11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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