can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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