belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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