He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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