I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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