hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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