every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!