i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.