Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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