That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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