Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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