There is no way he is gay with that hair.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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