she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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