Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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