Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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