I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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