ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
