She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You can't motorboat a personality
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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