i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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