So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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