the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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