I wish I could teleport
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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