So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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