I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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