these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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