should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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