That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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