problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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