At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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