Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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