At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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