i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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