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(802): View more from Vermont

Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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Umm you met him three days ago....

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I said what I said

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(908): View more from New Jersey

where's my purse there's an important taco in it

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(810): View more from Michigan

I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.

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(386): View more from Florida

Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.

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