sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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