when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I am available for nakedness
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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