By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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