i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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