I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you still have your period?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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