So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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