That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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