omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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