she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Well I just put wine in my tea
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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