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I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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