why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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