she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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