oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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