I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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